Sam you HUGE NERD ♥♥♥ (10×03)
But can you imagine an AU with Sam as a crossroads demon? And he’s so particularly anal about his summons that he won’t budge for anything but perfection even when he’s already been summoned? He’ll just hover in the bushes and scream out proper pronunciation and ritual procedures until he deems them fit and then he’ll walk out all smooth and sleek like “Was that really that hard, illiterate asshole? Now what the fuck do you want?”
THE SPIN OFF I NEVER KNEW I WANTED
Oh, I loved this! 😂