OKAY SO DO YOU REMEMBER IN LOONEY TUNES WHENEVER BUGS BUNNY AND DAFFY DUCK WERE ABOUT TO GET IN A FIGHT, AND THEY JUST KEPT POINTING BIGGER AND BIGGER WEAPONS AT ONE ANOTHER UNTIL FINALLY BUGS WAS POINTING A GUN YOU COULD SEE FROM SPACE, AND HE FIRES IT AT DAFFY AND AFTERWARDS HIS BEAK IS ON BACKWARDS AND HE’S LIKE “I THINK YOU KNOW THIS MEANS WAR”
NOW IMAGINE THAT, EXCEPT IT LASTS 50 YEARS, DAFFY AND BUGS BOTH HAVE GUNS THAT IF FIRED WILL ERADICATE ALL LIFE ON EARTH INCLUDING BOTH OF THEM, AND AT THE END OF IT NEITHER OF THEM ACTUALLY EVER PULLED THE TRIGGER BECAUSE DAFFY PASSED OUT.
ALSO IMAGINE THAT THEY WERE BOTH TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EVERY COUNTRY DAFFY TRIED TO TAKE OVER, BUGS WOULD POUR TONS OF MONEY AND WEAPONS INTO TRAINING MILITANTS TO USE TACTICS WE WOULD TODAY CALL “TERRORISM” IN ORDER TO BREAK DAFFY’S CONTROL, ESSENTIALLY TEARING COUNTRIES APART IN ORDER TO SETTLE THEIR DICK-MEASURING CONTEST BY PROXY. ALSO, ONE OF THE MILITANTS BUGS TRAINED WAS LITERALLY OSAMA BIN LADEN.
BUGS IS AMERICA AND DAFFY IS THE U.S.S.R.
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