jack harkness: please fight him. he needs it. he’s a time agent and most likely good at fighting but you can win by reminding him of his brother (actually don’t do that, he deserves to be punched but he doesn’t have to be emotionally destroyed). fight jack harkness
gray harkness: you could and he probably deserves it but jack would murder you
gwen cooper: DO NOT fight gwen cooper, she’s terrifying and will probably kill you and you don’t want to fight gwen cooper, she’s been through enough, why would you make her life worse? don’t fight gwen cooper
ianto jones: don’t fight ianto. why would you fight ianto? he’s very sweet. also he might look like a harmless hipster but he’ll kick your ass if you fight him, trust me
owen harper: PLEASE fight owen harper. he’ll probably cry but it needs to be done, he needs to be fought, please fight him. you’ll both feel so much better once it’s over. fight owen harper
toshiko sato: why the FUCK would you fight tosh
martha jones: martha is better than you, martha is better than everyone, martha is very kind and does not want to fight but when provoked she will destroy you and you’ll also have ten and jack to contend with. don’t fight martha
john hart: if you fight anyone on this list fight john hart. please. for all of us. wipe that asshole smile off his face. kick him back to whatever godforsaken century he came from. fight john hart
rex matheson: i mean…you could but he’s a badass and he’ll kick your ass. this guy is a cia agent and he’s immortal. and he’s just trying to Live A Life, yknow, be normal. he doesn’t want to fight anyone unless you were involved in the miracle. leave him be. don’t fight rex matheson
oswald danes: is this even a question
jilly kitzinger: jilly’s not a great person and probably deserves to be punched but listen: she’s a lesbian and she’s also rather dangerous. fight with caution
esther drummond: why the FUCK would you fight esther. what kind of PERSON are you
vera juarez: vera will absolutely wreck you whether it’s a debate or a physical fight. this woman is a terror and also better than you. do not fight vera
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