the trailer: a transcript
sherlock: i love the sound of my own deep velvety voice reciting poetic non-sequiturs
victorian woman: THERE’S A CASE
john: yeah, holmes, let’s talk about the case
sherlock: who care I HAVE A PAST WATSON I AM AT WAR
john: what past what made you this way
sherlock: oh watson, i cut myself off from feelings to protect myself from my love for you
john: 1895 *bursts into flames*
victorian woman: WHO ARE YOU?
sherlock: i’m sherlock holmes, both the iconic character oft misinterpreted as an unfeeling machine in the public imagination and a modern phenomenon who will finally be allowed to love in a popular adaptation of ACD’s stories currently airing on the BBC
john: WEAR THE DAMN HAT, YOU’VE SAID TOO MUCH.
where did u find this footage of my house
WTFOX
Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.
This will never fail to make me laugh.























