the trailer: a transcript

sherlock: i love the sound of my own deep velvety voice reciting poetic non-sequiturs
victorian woman: THERE’S A CASE
john: yeah, holmes, let’s talk about the case
sherlock: who care I HAVE A PAST WATSON I AM AT WAR
john: what past what made you this way
sherlock: oh watson, i cut myself off from feelings to protect myself from my love for you
john: 1895 *bursts into flames*
victorian woman: WHO ARE YOU?
sherlock: i’m sherlock holmes, both the iconic character oft misinterpreted as an unfeeling machine in the public imagination and a modern phenomenon who will finally be allowed to love in a popular adaptation of ACD’s stories currently airing on the BBC
john: WEAR THE DAMN HAT, YOU’VE SAID TOO MUCH.