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Bernie Sanders on voting for Hillary:

Bernie: YO
Bernie: The people are asking to hear my voice
Bernie: the country is facing a difficult choice
Bernie: and if you were to ask me who I’d promote….
Bernie:……Hillary has my vote
Bernie: I’ve never agreed with Hillary once
Bernie: We’ve fought on like 75 different fronts
Bernie: but when all is said and all is done
Bernie: Hillary has beliefs. Trump has NONE.

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notebooksandlaptops:

Does anyone else have that one fanfiction that they’re dying to to write but it’s like, mega long and basically a whole universe, and then you’ve got head-cannons to go with that fanfiction and like fanfiction to go with that fanfiction an back-stories for every character and you get frikin’ feels about that universe and it’d be the most coolest thing if you could just be bothered to frikin’ write it.

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poppisima:

skellerbvvt:

A Horror Story: The Fey start writing Term & Condition Agreements.

About 20 times a day I have to say or type something along the lines of “the auto-renew feature is clearly noted in our Terms of Use, which you agreed to when you created your account.” The glee with which some agents in my office say that is already a little worrying. 

Because you did not contact us through proper hedgecraft methods within 3 business days, as per our Service Agreement, you are not eligible for reimbursement of your human infant at this time.

I understand that you intended to pledge your undying fealty for only the 3-month Trial Period, rather than the full 100-year term. We strive to make the Contract and Agreement process as simple and as precise as possible, and I can assure you that we truly appreciate this feedback. 

I’ve reviewed your account information, and I can see that you have already used at least one one of your wishes. It appears that you requested the location of the best breakfast burrito within 10 miles, and I can confirm that you then made a $7 purchase at Cactus Pete’s. Once the Services have been used, we are unable to reimburse any part of the Contract, as is clearly noted in your Service Agreement. 

While I’m happy to assist you with any other issues you’re having with the Service, regarding your request for soul

acquittance, no further action can be taken.