omg i’m cackling

ray-winters-sings:

waywardfangir1:

pyxell:

I walk into Rite Aid, stroll up to the counter slurping my frappuccino in a pair of my boyfriend’s baggy shorts and a ripped t-shirt. ask for my prenatal vitamins, but they inform me it’ll be a 15 minute wait.

alright, I tell them I’ll be back in a bit. but I quickly realize the AC is way nicer than the seats in the car, so I creep back on and take a intrusive seat nearby.

they must not have noticed me bc the next thing I hear is:

“surprised the vitamins are for her. she looks like THAT kind of girl”
“those pants are all I need to know she’s probably kissing girls behind whoever knocked her up”

and then they started doing that giggle that middle-aged white women do when they think they’re being scandalous.
but I couldn’t help it, I started cackling really loudly, like, a full-bellied HAHAHAHA laugh

and that’s how one pansexual accidentally embarrassed four homophobic pharmacists into horrified silence

Standing ovation.

Bless

delovelie:

jenniferstolzer:

delovelie:

Can you imagine Delenn discovering memes?

She would be so delighted by them and try to explain them to Londo. Like.

“Why is there a picture of an Earth president on a gastropod?”

“It’s snutin. Snail Putin. See, it’s a variation of an idea changing words with a snail version.”

“Why?”
“And there’s a song called ‘Take me to Chruch’ and it changes to ‘Take me to Snurch.’…”

“Great maker, I need a drink.”

She would break Sheridan’s phone with the worst inappropriate audition memes. And Doge. She would try to create “Earth gothic” and it wouldn’t even make sense.

He looks at his phone during an important meeting and the first thing he sees is “Snondo. Snail Londo.” with a terribly photoshopped picture.

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