can you imagine on halloween john makes sherlock open the door once for the trick or treaters and sherlock has his goggles and rubber gloves and apron on and is covered in blood and all of the kids are just like “cool costume dude!” and sherlock is so bewildered and john is laughing his ass off somewhere in the background
*Jesus cosplayer gives John Barrowman a figurine of Jack Harkness he made*
Barrowman: Jesus just gave me a present! Wait, Jesus just made me! See, Jesus likes gay people too!
