Anthologia Palatina 7.350 (author and date
unknown)
Do not ask me, sailor, whose tomb am I that stand here:
Instead, yourself alight upon a less forbidding sea.Ναυτίλε, μὴ πεύθου, τίνος ἐνθάδε τύμβος ὅδ’ εἰμί,
ἀλλ’ αὐτὸς πόντου τύγχανε χρηστοτέρου.The Wave, Gustave Courbet, ca. 1870
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life
this will be played at my funeral thanks
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One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle)
