Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll: ten
Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: eleven
Looks like could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: nine
Looks like could kill you and could actually kill you: twelve
I am not a good man! I’m not a bad man. I’m not a hero. I’m definitely not a president, and no, I’m not an officer. You know who I am? I… am… an idiot! With a box and a screwdriver. Passing through. Helping out. Learning. I don’t need an army. I never have. Because I’ve got them, always them, because love is not an emotion. Love is a promise, and he will never hurt her.
12th Doctor (via doctorwho)
When Santa says you fucked up with your girl, it means you really fucked up.
