tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being
wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse
im glad this was so relatable to the general public
Hulks lullaby’s
Black Widow: (Touches hand gently) Hey big guy the suns going down, it’s time to relax.
Ironman: (Punches hulk in the face repeatedly) GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP GO TO SLEEP.
adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story
kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too
“I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb”
have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’