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Captain Jack/Captain John – “You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. “

John Hart cocked his head as Jack groaned and rolled to his his knees, rubbing the back of his neck where it was just finishing stitching together.

“You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. Symmetry,” he said.

“You’re saying my head’s too big for the rest of me. Did you get it?”

“The giant crab thing that took off your head? Yes.” He pointed at where the aforementioned creature was lying with John’s sword sticking out of it’s chest.

“Good. Let’s get out of here.” Jack got to his feet with a bit of help from John. “Next time move faster.”

“Why? You were providing the perfect distraction. Though I must admit that was a pretty impressive feat.”

“You should try it sometime,” growled Jack.

John chuckled and retrieved his sword, collecting what they’d come to get and following Jack.

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Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones – “Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well.”

Jack was fixing Ianto with his fiercest glare. “This is ridiculous.”

Ianto was unphased as he pinned the schedule to the board. “Oops, did I do that?…Oh well, everyone else has gone for the night.”

“I’m not cleaning up after the pterydactal every night for the next two weeks.”

“Well Gwen is on vacation with Rhys, Tosh did it last time, Owen and I have each had a turn.” He gave Jack a smile. “The shovel is in the cupboard, sir.”

Myfawny gave a cry from somewhere up above them. Jack turned a baleful eye in her direction as Ianto made a swift and silent exit.