avalardragoness:

jiqqler:

daftbread:

I just realized the first cars movie and the first thor movie have the same exact plot

I want an explanation

A man on the road to greatness ends up lost in a small desert town with seemingly no hope of getting back to the life he knows, over time he falls in love with someone there and learns to be humble. With this character development complete he’s able to return to his life never forgetting the people in that desert town.

justiceanders:

bucky who can’t quite seem to get over the fact he can pick up mjolnir even though it’s been a good three months since the first time he accidentally plucked it from the ground in avenger’s tower. the hammer itself always seems to be in the most random of places and bucky will walk over to it whenever the opportunity comes along and look around to make sure no one is watching before picking it up again as it expecting one day that he won’t be able to lift it again. except every time it comes off the ground without hesitation and he grins like an absolute idiot because it means more to him than it probably should just that mjolnir deems him worthy at all so that must mean there’s something good about him, right?

and of course tony eventually asks why thor leaves his hammer just sitting around the place and thor simply smiles and says, “because it helps where i cannot.”

and nobody knows exactly what he means by that

scene I need in a movie

thor: *is being the giant handsome man he is*
wade: oh my god oh *trips over nothing* oh m oh
thor: *laughs kindheartedly at wade*
wade: oh fUC k oh fu *lays down on ground* hi I’m,,,, hi fuck me
Thor: I would but… *winks at Wade*… sadly i am with Jane now
wade: fU CK WHAT FK IWJSD