Stevebucky Musician!AU
Ok but imagine all the guys, despite the initial shock, getting quickly used to the fact that Steve and Bucky are a couple and hey, Captain America isn’t exactly straight, except Tony, because there’s this thing he can’t stop thinking about.
Then on movie night Steve goes make more popcorn for him and Bucky and Tony follows him and when he comes back he’s just upset and blurting out “For the last time, Tony, I did not sleep with your father. Bucky, please, tell him!”
And Bucky says, with a mouthful of popcorn, “Steve did not sleep with your father, Tony” and Steve’s eyebrows scream ‘told you son’ to Tony untill Bucky finishes the sentence with “But I did” and everybody stares at him.
This is why we can’t have nice things
hums-happily: God I love these two
reclusiveq: heheh. I could just see them deciding to spar one day and the Avengers Tower ends up with a few new “windows” and “doors”
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“It’s for the aesthetic! And also more efficient!” Bucky shouted down the hall at Tony, who couldn’t stop gawking at the ‘door’ into the main room that hadn’t been there before.
“You’re paying to fix this, Barnes!” Tony shouted back.
Bucky let out a squawk and stalked down the hall towards Tony. “Wanna tell me why? You didn’t make Thor pay to fix it when he went through the sparring room wall. Why me?”
Tony turned a withering glare on Bucky. “Maybe because Thor ended up fixing it with his bare hands? Can you do that, Robocop?”
“My ass, he fixed it! I saw the contractor!”
“Yeah, well.” Tony huffed and tentatively stepped through the opening. “I once saw your boyfriend rip a log in half with his bare hands. If he can do that, you two can fix this shit,” he finished, waving a hand back towards the opening.
“You make training really boring, you know that?”
Tony turned and pointed a finger at him. “Slicking up the shield and trying to surf down the hallway while playing ‘Eye of the Tiger’ at full blast, only to shout PARKOUR when Steve slips and goes through the wall does not count as training.”
Bucky shrugged. “It does if we were doing a volatility and pressure test of the shield, trying to determine a larger variety of uses -”
“I’M NOT PAYING FOR IT!”
Pre-war Bucky kneeling and pawing and begging to play with Steve’s cock. Playing like that is guaranteed to get Steve hot, and Bucky doesn’t mind it – Steve is so much smaller, it’s not like Bucky’s REALLY giving up control. It’s just a game they like to play. Bucky likes indulging Steve’s dirtier side.
Wartime Bucky cautiously trying it again after a few hurried gropes when they can get them, whispering a few words, and Steve flushes, grabs him by the hips, and Bucky practically WHIMPERS because this is even better than it used to be, Steve roughly shoving him down to his knees and strong enough to hold him there, he used to tell himself he’d never want something like this but Steve is big enough to break him now and Bucky’s so hard it hurts
