Stuff I experienced coming out of the theater from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

aching-feels:

– Three little girls having their hair done in the bathroom by their mothers because “they wanted to look like Rey.”

– Several children dressed as ewoks (yes they looked incredibly out of place)

– “Wait, what’s Finn’s last name then?” “Dameron.”

– Two Jedis dueling in the cinema’s snack section.

– A few young boys questioning an older woman on Star Wars Trivia and her nailing every question, leaving the boys incredibly impressed (and humbled).

– “Okay but what about Poe?” “Honey his signal was so strong he broke my gaydar.”

– Group of seven or eight people patting, hugging and kissing a BB-8 promo model.

– Teenage girl weeping.

– Same teenage girl patting a Poe Dameron poster and whispering “My smol, gay, space son.”

– Someone screaming “VIVA LA RESISTANCE” at the top of their lungs.

– “Kylo Ren was literally just a scene kid though.”

– A man and a woman seriously discussing the genetic difference and discrepancies between Leia/Han and Kylo.

– “That was a very ill designed light saber. What if he stabbed himself in the chest with the little side bits?”

And my personal favourite:

– “I swear, Kylo Ren was like, three years old.” “So,what, your age?” 

“My smol, gay, space son”

goodboydummy:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

catie-does-things:

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

Obi-Wan: I knew it, I knew it. That Ben was a troublemaker from the start.

Padme: Don’t look at me, he gets it from Anakin’s side of the family!

Anakin: He’s just trying to help his Dark Master!

Yoda: If discovered, he is, forever shamed, will Luke be. Dishonor, to the family will come. Disintegrate, traditional values will!

Qui-Gon: Not to mention they’ll lose the farm!

Mace: My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists!

Anakin: Well, we can’t all be acupuncturists!

Obi-Wan: No! Your grandson had to be a SITH LORD!

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The truth about TFA’s TR-8R

clubjade:

StarWars.com has the details today on the baton-spinning First Order stormtrooper that the internet has adopted as one of The Force Awakensmost prevalent memes.

Though he’s been dubbed TR-8R, his real name (‘name’) is FN-2199, aka Nines. As often speculated, he’s one of Finn’s former squadmates, and we first met him in Greg Rucka’s Before the Awakening, which details some of Finn’s pre-Jakku life and training. 

The character was voiced by Skywalker Sound’s David Acord, and played by stunt performer Liang Yang.

levynite:

cumaeansibyl:

okay but seriously: what if Finn is the revolution

what if the story gets around the barracks in whispers – you know a stormtrooper can’t scratch an itch without everyone knowing – and some of the whispers are horrified (treason, betrayal, a trooper gone rogue) but others are trembling with hope. he wouldn’t kill for them! he stole a ship and they couldn’t stop him and he’s free!

and suddenly the AWOL rate spikes as stormtroopers on assignment see their chance and slip away into the night. I could find my family. I could live a normal life. I never have to hurt anyone again.

but there are a few who stay, too. they cautiously seek out others like themselves. they work out codes and signals. at first it’s just the rank and file, but then a disaffected squad leader tells them about a conversation between officers that he wasn’t supposed to hear. and so the conspiracy spreads.

hardly anyone remembers Finn’s number, but every last one of them knows who he is. he’s the one who got out. he’s the one who wouldn’t kill for the Order.

two years later, when the conspirators seize a capital ship and deliver it to the Resistance, the captain asks if her crew can meet “the stormtrooper who made it out.” He was the first, she explains. We all should have known it was wrong, but he was the one who showed us. 

General Organa smiles – it’s too rare a sight, these days – and thinks maybe now he’ll understand just what a miracle he is.

I love that this post inspired a couple of fanfics already