And now I’m just picturing Castiel falling in love with Jack as he teaches him to be human and protects him, so by the time they get back to Dean and Sam, that ship has sailed and Jack and Castiel are lovers and Dean is alone because of the choices he made. And I just made myself tear up.
Right?! Ugh.
I can totally see Cas and Jack hooking up. Def the slow build happening here. I mean, who is going to teach Cas how to be a human? Dean hugged him, fed him, lied to him and kicked him out on his ass. Someone else is going to be there to pick up the pieces, and Dean isn’t very altruistic. He’s jealous and possessive and he doesn’t like people touching his things. He’s gonna be hella pissed off at Cas, when he was just adapting to a situation created on all accounts by Dean.
Like I said last night, Dean is literally making a list of all the things he can do to alienate himself from his loved ones and then crossing them off.
- lie to Sam
- lie to Cas
- lie to Charlie
- lie to Sam again
- keep lying to Sam
- oh i think there’s another lie for Cas over here
- not tell the truth
- lie of omission
- pretend like nothing is wrong
- make grand gesture of familiar solidarity
- quickly follow up with lie to Sam
- ship Kevin off to Branson (kid needs some Dolly Parton uhm WTAF?)
- get angry at brother for not having a traditional sense of home
- buy game of thrones and popcorn to make up for it
- lie to someone else because it’s been a while
Dean is the embodiment of the Kelly Clarkson song, Beautiful Disaster
Crowley and Wicked, man. I assume he currently identifies with the wronged misunderstood sister.
What Is This Feeling and Popular are his favorite musical numbers.
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY HOW PROUD I AM OF THIS SPN EPISODE
BECAUSE THE ‘MACHO MAN’ WAS UPSET BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD MESSED UP THE KITCHEN HE’D JUST CLEANED
BECAUSE IT WAS THE MEN WHO WERE POSSESSED AND THE WOMEN WHO HAD TO SAVE THEM
BECAUSE IT WAS A WOMAN WHO EVENTUALLY SAVED THE DAY
BECAUSE IT TURNED GENDER ROLES ON THEIR HEAD AND WE NEED THAT
dean bounding up to sam and demanding head scratches and sam being weirded up but secretly thrilled because he loves dogs
sam throwing shit and dean sprinting to go get it before coming back pissed and sam’s cackling
“do you want the ball?”
“shut up sam”
“does dean-y want the ball yes he does yes he does”
“i’m gonna kill you"
"who’s a good boy”
“i’m a good boy”
“WHO’S A GOOD BOY”
“ME ME I’M A GOOD BOY THROW THE FUCKING BALL”
supernatural 9×02
Ezekiel possessing Sam.







