casual: well I mean if I had to ship them with someone it’d be them
aggressive: they can’t fucking stand each other omg I love this
angsty: one of you better be in a coma
fluffy: CUDDLE FESTS, FOREHEAD KISSES, NOSE-BOOPS
heavily supportive: I will draw/find every fanart I can of them until my fingers bleed
EXCESSIVELY supportive: I should be studying for finals but instead I am up at 4 in the morning reading some fanfiction a kindergartner wrote because there’s literally nothing better
THIRSTY AF: they better do the do everywhere in every way possible I better see some tongue action, some personal kinks, and if I don’t see a dick in an ass in five minutes I swear to god I will shove a brick down my throat
obsessive: the wallpaper on my phone is my OTP, I have t-shirts of my OTP, my profile pic on every account I own is a pic of my OTP, my entire room’s walls are covered in a collage of my OTP, the plushies I have of my OTP are making out right now, my entire life and my every source of happiness depends on these two fictional characters being disgustingly in love
emotional: legitimate sobbing over the ship
headcanon/AU: the canon version of these two assholes actually doesn’t work at all but the fandom version is BEA TUTIf UL and is LOAD ED D with glorious hcs that just make so much sense they connect with my soul
musical: (listening to ipod) omg A could sing this to B
canon: the only reason I am calm is because it actually happened
NEVER-GOING-TO-BE-CANON: (faint crying mixed with incoherent guttural noises)
beyond hope of salvation: all of the above
i have three types of headcanon
- actually supported by evidence in the text or subtext
- nothing to confirm or deny it either way so it’s up in the air
- yeah that’s definitely not what canon was going for at all but i do what i want, so
If we’re talking SuperWood (which btw, is a hilarious name), what about Castiel/Ianto?
Granted their relationship would likely be filled not much talking and a lot of coffee but still…
Then there’s Sam/Ianto; they’re the same age so that’s a plus but I think someone would be complaining about someone’s hair in the drain.
Castiel/Jack? They’re both immortal but other than that, I’m sorry, I don’t see it. You can try and convince me if you like.
Now Jack/Balthazar on the other hand, that would be a PARTY. Or and ORGY. Whichever.
Dean and…aw, fuck I don’t know. He and Owen might have a bromance or they’d kill each other.
Well cas/jack is one of my otps. But if you really want to talk about why that’s a great ship, hit up jazzforthecaptain.
For me, it’s about two immortals stealing moments with one another across the universe.
Still fully convinced Dean would despise Jack, especially the minute he hit on sam.
Not that it stops sam. I’ve written jack/cas/sam (sharkstiel) and awabubbles is good for sam/jack
Also in favor of gabriel/Jack.
people who ship two characters from completely separate films or series are metal as fuck like they will literally never have any canonical interaction between their otp and they still believe in their true and perfect love like bless you guys you are some hardcore romantics
You made my day with this. Thank you. 💟
😀 thank you for tagging me in this.
Ya’ll know my Harkstiel love
andletsbehonest jack/most sentient lifeforms
I’m most definitely looking forward to having Misha sign that piece of Harkstiel art I had John sign. Only a month or so to go.
For the love of OTPs
desperately-seeking-something:
All people’s ships deserve respect.
Put it this way: Just because you like your tea with honey, it doesn’t mean that you have the right to put someone down because they like theirs with sugar, or with artificial sweetener, or with agave nectar, or with no sweetening at all. Telling them they are “wrong” (or worse, “sick” or “disgusting”) for liking it their way is disrespectful and immature.
The way they take their tea has no bearing on the way you take your tea, and if you don’t care for the way it tastes, then the most you should do is politely wave your hand and say “No, thank you. I prefer it my way”, and go back to drinking your own.
When you start actively shipping a pairing you weren’t sure about
important ship tropes:
- fake dating
- SECRET dating
- being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
- huDDLING FOR WARMTH
- BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
- finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY
- tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!
- wearing each other’s clothes
- doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long
- channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE
- fucking. Now or Never Kiss
- HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
- defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND
- reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS
- dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS
- undercover as lovers, the classic
- ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING
- casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes
- did i mention F AKE DATinG
People with canon ships: Awww, look. They’re kissing. 🙂
People without canon ships: HOLy-DID U SEE THAT THEY INTERACTED hold me
