sherlock: mummy now you have to start calling me sherlock because it makes me sound 10 times more dramatic
mummy: *sighs deeply* i knew this day was going to come *stripes through this event on her ‘dramatic things william will decide to do one day’ list*
Sherlock: Moriarty plans to destroy me.
John: (I need to punch something)
Sherlock: I’m meant to be arrested.
John: (I need to punch something)
Lestrade: We’re here to arrest you, Sherlock.
John: (I need to punch something)
Donovan: I told you so.
John: (I need to punch something)
Chief Superintendent: Looks a bit of a weirdo if you ask me.
John: LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A VOLUNTEER.
