Explaining sexuality the easy way.

prussianbirdie:

cirrusodinson:

Heterosexual – I’m a Coke fan

Homosexual –  I’m a Pepsi fan

Bisexual – I’m a fan of both. Not at the same time,  but either is fine.

Polygamist – I mix mine together sometimes. Other times I just have a bunch of cans of one at a time.

Transsexual – I drink my Coke out of a Pepsi glass or vise versa.

Pansexual – Its all just soda to me, I drink whatever I’m in the mood for.

Asexual – I drink water.

It’s all so clear to me now

vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.