Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming..
will-think-about-a-name-later:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
This is my favorite joke
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
Also in Portuguese.
“Para onde vão os gatos quando morrem? Para o PURR-GATOrio”
the Illuminati will use this pun to recruit across language barriers #confirmed
Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
They always take things literally.
did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?
yeah, it’s the raisin d’être
You write a lot. I guess you could say, you’re proli-fic.
