jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
Steve: Bucky and I got in a fight and now he won’t talk to me
Clint:I guess you could say he’s giving you….
Clint: the winter shoulder
Steve: ………………….
Clint: I’ll let myself out
This is a Bach piece called “Air on the G String” played using only underwear.
Boink
PUTTING THE ‘ASS’ IN CLASSICAL.
Alternatively: Baby got Bach.
I’ve been working on my thongwriting
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
If you think puns are harmless remember that puns got Mercutio killed and as a result 5 other people
Every crime must have a punishment
Did you just
can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?
you bet jurassican
i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations
pietro: *dies*
clint: have you tried turning him maximoff and maximon again
a sheep, a drum and a snake fall down the cliff
bahhh dum hisss
