@reclusiveq and I were going to IHOP this morning and as soon as we pulled in there was a truck parked there with a trailer and a giant “YAY DONALD TRUMP” thing on the back. We both went “eww” in unison as if we’d just seen the grossest thing ever. Also it looked like a company truck so we made a mental note to never use them.
Donald Trump is pre-llama Kuzco. He would probably throw somebody out a window for “throwing off his groove.” Also he wouldn’t mind kicking people out of their home for his own perfect world.
Hillary Clinton is Yzma. Her motives are questionable and she wants Kuzco gone. She’s always SO CLOSE to being in charge but never quite there.
Bernie Sanders is Kronk. He’s somewhat aligned with Yzma but not really, and he and Yzma definitely have some tension as time goes on. Kronk doesn’t deserve this madness and just wants what’s right.
So what you’re saying is, we need to turn Trump into a llama. That’s what I’m getting here.
A llama? He’s supposed to be dead!
Or we could turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then we’ll put that flea into a box. Then we’ll put that box into another box. Then we’ll mail that box to a designated person. And when it arrives??? THEY’LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!!!
