Topics guaranteed to get fifty thousand notes, based on a survey of my posting history:
- Social anxiety
- Men in high heels
- Bees
Men in high heels feeling anxious about meeting bees guaranteed to take tumblr by storm.
If anyone reading this is an artist, I will pay you $100 to draw a picture of men in high heels feeling anxious about bees.
Have you guys seriously not heard about Eddie Izzard?
Oh my god this is so perfect
au where the roles and expectations of dwarves and elves are reversed
you rang?
people who don’t interact with fandom and write about it in publications to say stuff like “and, you might want to sit down, but fandom is perVERSE!!! THEY WRITE ABOUT CHARACTERS HAVING SEX!! SOMETIMES EVEN MAKING THEM GAY” are so annoying. there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy (hamlet/horatio modern au, 5.7K, PWP light bondage)
