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themadkatter13-fanfiction:

Fandom: Sherlock

Pairing: Johnlock

Rating: Mature

Summary: John isn’t gay.

Sherlock just isn’t.

They make it work.

Additional Tags: Love Confessions, Confessions, Asexual Sherlock, Straight John, Cuddling & Snuggling, Kissing, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Nonsexual Relationship

Read it on AO3

This is simply beautiful. I teared up by the end. Go read it, you won’t regret it.

SuperWho Ficlet “Contingencies” (Castiel vs. The Master, PG-13)

jazzforthecaptain:

Title: Contingencies

Rating: Strong PG-13 for blood, gore, and character death.

Summary: If you’ve tangled with enough supervillains, after a while you just stop being a hero about it. The Master tortured Jack. Castiel isn’t exacting justice. He’s after vengeance, he’s cold, and he knows his quarry.

I only sorta blame merindab for this. She sent the headcanon ask, but it’s not like I haven’t been considering this moment for a long, long time.

The Master had a (heh) master plan, of course. Not that he anticipated coming back, given the sweetness of his last triumph. But a man had to have contingencies, and counter contingencies, and contingencies for the contingencies, and… all right, yes, maybe he just rather liked saying the word ‘contingency.’ It made one feel professional.

He’d been watching the Doctor. Waiting. Setting the first wavelets of a plan in motion with his usual ruthless patience. It would be amazing. He’d collect an utter chorale of humans killed in the Doctor’s wake, let him witness their death rattles all over again and at the height of the suffering, he’d be there. The crowning glory. The only Time Lord left.

Maybe he’d get himself killed all over again.

After all, there were contingencies.

And watching the Doctor grieve (lose) was such fun.

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amphigoricsymphony:

Sholto wasn’t the first commanding officer John had slept with… nor was he the longest standing ‘relationship’ John had had in the army. No, that honor went to one Colonel Sebastian Moran. John had lost track of Sebastian after he’d been discharged over something John still wasn’t clear on. So when he came face to face with him at the pool his surprise couldn’t have been greater.

If Sherlock or Jim either one ever picked up on the fact that John and Sebastian looked like they’d been fucked hard and used after the incident, neither ever spoke of it.

Every once in a while, Jim and Sherlock ‘lose track’ of their favorites for about six hours. It’s all either genius can do to keep from rolling his eyes and pointing out the love bite that isn’t quite covered, or poke fun at how one of them is walking. BothJim and Sherlock politely ignore that the two of them are carrying on their little affair… At least to John and Sebastian’s faces.

The texts they send one another about the ridiculous attempts to hide it are another matter entirely.

Of Coffee and Comics (2217 words) by reclusiveq [AO3]

Of Coffee and Comics (2217 words) by reclusiveq [AO3]

But also imagine that Cas and the Doctor (always Ten idk) manipulate time through different channels so they both have a kind of grudging respect and it’s a not-quite-friendly interaction between the two that leads Cas to meeting Jack

jazzforthecaptain:

The TARDIS jumped like a sedan going over a raccoon. Jack felt that ‘bump’ would have been a far less gloomy comparison, but given the circumstances, death was more likely than turbulence.

Maybe that was just a year of torture talking. Or, you know, witnessing the actual death of the universe.

The TARDIS’s brief founder had everyone’s attention. Martha joined the Doctor at the console, who bent over a tiny monitor. Jack thought about doing the same, then thought better. He’d done some important prioritizing during his stay on the Valiant; no sense in making himself part of the rhythm now. He’d be leaving soon, this time probably for good. Jack didn’t WANT it to be forever… but he felt a twinge of permanence when he thought about his practiced speech.

Maybe he’d just go pack. Whatever hadn’t been raided from his room, anyway. Sheesh. Opportunist wolves, these companions since him. He turned to head down the corridor.

“…Jack?”

Jack turned at the Doctor’s summons. “Yes, sir?”

The Doctor pushed up his glasses and looked down his nose at Jack over the top of the console. “You mind getting the door? For a friend. Well. Colleague. We-ell…” He searched for a more appropriate descriptor while Jack followed the request. He pulled the door open to the whirling time vortex. His joints remembered the screaming cold pain of clinging to the TARDIS.

A stranger’s hand swept through the doorway, catching Jack’s wrist in a ferocious grip. The force nearly yanked Jack out with it, but then Martha was there anchoring him, and the two of them towed their strange cargo aboard.

Like a wine cork coming free, the stranger tumbled through the door and rolled both Jack and Martha to the bridge floor. He landed mostly on Jack… who landed completely on Martha.

“Oye!” She yelped.

“Everyone all right?” The Doctor asked, without looking up. Jack shifted himself and the stranger sideways with a grumpy apology. Until he looked down… and found himself looking up into a pair of the most brilliant blue eyes he’d seen on a human face.

Brilliant… and pissed.

“Captain Jack Harkness,” Jack smiled, and who are *you?*“

"Jack,” the Doctor’s voice held a note of warning.

“Castiel,” the stranger replied, rose as indiffently as if he *hadn’t* been sprawled between Jack’s legs, and proceeded to the console. There, while Martha and Jack looked on in bewildered amusement, he proceeded to engage the Doctor in an absolutely splendid argument. Terms like ‘megalomaniacal amateur’ and ‘delusions of heroism’ were bandied about.

Martha raised her eyebrows at Jack and made a shooing motion towards the combatants. He grinned, poked his pinkies in his mouth, and let out a piercing whistle that (momentarily) brought things to a halt.

“Doctor?” Jack asked, “Everything ship-shape?”

“Oh, yes. Just a friendly theological discussion between time travelers. Castiel’s a concerned citizen. He does this periodically.”

Castiel’s already stormy disapproval whipped into a squall. “Does *what* ‘periodically’?”

And Lord if he didn’t have just the sexiest angry voice. Before Jack could insert himself into the discussion, it closed him out again. Martha nudged his shoulder.

“Hey,” she smiled, angling her head towards the corridor, “I smuggled in some chocolate biscuits, last stop. Fancy a coffee?”

Jack’s frustration soothed. He remembered again why he’d made his decisions, where he was going, and why. Saving his most dazzling grin for the beauty at his side, Jack offered her a gratious arm.

The Full Tour

The Full Tour

buckkybbarnes:

buckkybbarnes:

surprised and a lil disappointed by the sheer lack of captain america/doctor who crossovers considering bucky barnes literally took a companion on a date in the fuckin 1940s

#yes please give me these#also lets include captain jack#because seriously take a moment and imagine jack in the same room as steve and bucky#flirting his ass off#and bucky glaring at him with murder eyes#like dont you fucking touch steve#he is mine#and steve more or less oblivious to this silent dialogue going on around him#trying to be polite (via)

and then it results in a threesome

waIT NO OKAY LISTEN alright this is what happens jack has been slumming it since 1869 trying not to get too involved because that could result in bad things. but he decides to enlist in world war ii (just like he enlisted in every war since he showed up here because he didn’t want some idealistic kid to die when he could sign up in their place and if he got shot he’d be fine. and that takes just a little bit of guilt off of him) and since he’s in the us at this point, because he really can’t stay in any one place for a significant amount of time, of course he’s going to enlist in the us. and where does he get assigned but the 107th. where he meets bucky barnes, a draftee from brooklyn who happened to be able to shoot a rifle. and his heart sinks because he knows how this story ends (or, how it ended on earth circa 2005, anyway)

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It’s A Girl (SuperWood Ficlet, Harkstiel, K)

jazzforthecaptain:

Jack sashayed across the alley on his toes, kicking up a miniature dust storm. He whirled with a rowdy whoop to his nonplussed companion, standing unmoved in the shade of ivy-draped eaves a few steps away.

“It’s a girl!” Jack crowed. He clapped his phone closed.

Castiel’s bland blue eyes squeezed in confusion. “What is?”

“The baby! Martha Jones has a daughter!” Jack’s voice swelled. He was suddenly in Castiel’s space, clapping a hand to his cheek with a little shake for emphasis.

“You were expecting a boy?” Castiel asked. Humans were always so jubilant about their infants. Castiel thought human young fascinating and precious, but sometimes the level of enthusiasm seemed disproportionate. Then again, it was Jack. His enthusiasm for everything was usually disproportionate.

Jack pulled a face. “Well, she is half Mickey’s. He’s just obstinate enough to insist on a boy.”

Castiel tipped his head. There was that, as well – infant genetics were a gamble of odds without outside interference on the divine level. And yet humans inevitably blamed any number of unrelated events for everything from eye color to height to a propensity for 3 a.m. screaming fits.

“She’ll be just like her mother,” Jack declared, “she’ll be fabulous!”

“It’s a bit early for expectations,” Castiel protested. He, for example, would have appreciated some options before being assigned Thursdays and – frankly – the Winchesters.

“What else are expectations for?” Jack bantered, scooped his arm behind Castiel’s back and swung him in a circle. It wasn’t a new thing, and Castiel spun like a dancer to follow. Neither was the boisterous attendant kiss a new thing, which he was happy to indulge.

“Congratulations, Jack,” Castiel said afterward. In the face of such magnetic joy, even his usual sobriety couldn’t stand, and he found himself smiling. Jack accepted the congratulations as if he’d made the baby personally for Martha and Mickey.

“They’ve named her Tosha,” he said, and took a slow breath. His smile flickered. Castiel scuffed his cheekbone with a thumb and left him the silent space. Then with a bounce like a startled horse, Jack was off down the alley after their quarry.

After a moment – and maybe a smile, he was yet unaccustomed to the expression – Castiel hurried to take up the spot at Jack’s side.

“NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Sherlock shouted when he saw John looking at an old photo album. “What?” John asked turning to the next page, “OH MY GOD!” he exclaimed when he saw the photo of Sherlock in the late eighties. “Ok you’ve seen it, now can you please delete it from your memory, I can teach you,” Sherlock offered. “YOU HAD A MULLET!” John said closing the album and grinning like the cat that caught the canary. “Please don’t tell anyone, I was young and stupid and Mycroft said I would look cool.”

kriskenshin:

*CHOKES ON AIR*~♥