SEND ME A PAIRING AND A LINE AND I’LL WRITE A FICLET FOR YOU

teezmesoftly:

Friendly:

“Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?”
“Uh.. I think I’m lost.”
“Wow, those are some awesome threads!”
“Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!”
“Oh dear, do you need help?”
“You look like you could use a hand.”
“You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?”

Rude:

“Watch where you’re going.”
“Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“Get lost, would ya?”
“I don’t have time to play tour guide.”
“Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you.”

Dramatic:

“Wait! Stop!”
“Don’t let them find us.”
“I don’t wanna be left alone.”
“Get out of the way!”
“Are you dead?”
“Hurry! Run!”

Flirty:

“Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?”
“I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan.”
“Hey there, Foxy Mama.”
“Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice.”
“How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games.”
“All you have to do is say, "yes”.

Romantic:

“Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen.”
“I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice.”
“Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel.”
“Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?”
“I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed.”
“No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty.”

Enemy:

“At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!”
“What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long.”
“How would you like to be full of holes?”
“You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. ”
“I will make you experience unimaginable pain.”
“Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way.”

Unemotional:

“Love is illogical, it means nothing to me.”
“The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being.”
“Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone.”
“Why are you hugging me?”
“He’s dead, let’s move on.”
“Why is family so important to you?”.

I am going to be stuck at work today and I don’t expect to be busy, so please give me a giant pile of these to answer. And I even made a ship page at last.

janto321:

Unshaven (888 words) by janto321
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Beards (Facial Hair), Top John Watson, Bottom Sherlock Holmes, Anal Sex, Reunion Sex
Summary:

Sherlock didn’t expect to find John with a beard.

Resting Place (1358 words) by janto321 [AO3]

Resting Place (1358 words) by janto321 [AO3]

Okay, since MerKat has it’s own author ao3 now, Kat and I have removed ourselves from the fics (well I left myself on the moving announcement). I see that account already has a bunch of subscribers and I just want to say I love you all and appreciate it.

As soon as nano is over we’re going to back to it. I’ve already told Kat what the next one we’re doing is.

janto321:

Mycroft Brings the Best Presents (1547 words) by janto321
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Torchwood
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: jack harkness/mycroft holmes/greg lestrade, Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Characters: Jack Harkness, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Birthday Sex, Threesome – M/M/M, Threesome, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Rimming, Bottom Greg, Top Jack, Light Bondage, Kissing, Voyeurism, Birthday
Summary:

Mycroft brings Greg Jack Harkness for his birthday. It’s a present for all of them.

janto321:

A First Taste (720 words) by janto321
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Rimming, Top Sherlock, Bottom John, First Time Topping, Topping from the Bottom
Summary:

Sherlock asks to top

Silver – John easily falls back into Sherlock’s orbit, but a nightmare shows how much has changed.

teaser below the cut

It hadn’t taken much for John’s life to return to it’s orbit around Sherlock. But, ever since moving back in with him, John had become aware the detective was moving cautiously around him. They took up cases here and there, but John knew Magnussen was foremost on Sherlock’s mind.

But there were other things now. Sherlock actually slept, or at least retreated to his room. John had taken up his old room. Some days it felt like nothing had ever happened, that Sherlock had never thrown himself violently out of John’s life. That the two years of emptiness had never happened. Mary rarely crossed his mind, or the child she carried. John had taken off his ring and left it on his nightstand. Sherlock had assured him he was working on a plan and that was enough for John.

This night, John crept downstairs in the wee hours to use the loo. As he finished, a soft sound from Sherlock’s room made him turn. Sherlock’s door to the en suite was slightly ajar. John moved forward to push it open the rest of the way.

Moonlight and streetlight lit the room from the window. Sherlock was curled into a ball, hands over his head as if protecting himself. He was crying. John’s heart stopped in his chest. He knew PTSD, knew nightmares. He didn’t know what had happened to Sherlock over those two years, but he’d never heard him having a nightmare before.

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