rj-abacura:

moriartyfacts:

Jim has his less important employees listed as “fuckboy #27″, “fuckboy #28″, etc. in his phone.

I’m assuming that the position of “Fuckboy #1” is held by Moran.

amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are

that is so sweet I might just stab someone