what’s the deal with super villains and new york? the world has thousands of cities. “nope let’s just destroy that one”
they were mad because they couldn’t get hamilton tickets
“Lin,” The Falcon says to him. The Actual Falcon. The guy that helped Captain America save the world from HYDRA. Captain America, by the way, is engaged in a sweet, gushing conversation with Chris (no doubt about George Washington). “We need a favor.”
“Uh, sure, whatever you need.” Like he’d actually say no this guy.
“We need two tickets to the show for tonight. Front row, center. This cosmic deity, Thanos, is threatening to take over Earth and enslave on its people if he can’t get tickets.”
Whaaaaaa?
“Yeah, apparently he can’t work PayPal.”
Lin’s gotta admit, it’s hard to rap when your staring at a 20 Foot, Purple, Cosmic Being wearing the craziest bling ever stares you down from the front row. It’s even weirder when he starts weeping during ‘Dear Theodosia’
Steve needs to have a Swear Jar and every time someone says a profanity in front of him, he just holds it out. The especially bad ones cost two dollars, don’t think Steve will let you get away with that. And this goes on for months and months and when Bucky starts coming around, he notices it. And he also notices how Steve doesn’t swear in front of any of the Avengers.
And when he gets Steve alone, he’s like, “what gives, you’ve got the worst mouth out of anyone I know.”
And Steve, with a perfectly innocent expression, says, “they made assumptions, Buck. I think those assumptions should at least buy a new bike, don’t you?”
And Bucky just stares at him, awed, like, “I forgot how fucking devious you are.”
The Steve Rogers fandom continues to fix the Ultron script.
