notbecauseofvictories:

I was thinking about Tolkien and accents today, and I really like this idea that even within the Fellowship, you’ve got this happy cacophony of different accents. Boromir speaking Sindarin with a distinctly Gondorian lilt, his Westron a functional thing cobbled-together from the slang of his men and what he learned in order to speak with traders, messengers, foreigners.

Aragorn, so widely-traveled, being an excellent mimic—he can speak Dalish like a man of Laketown or a Haradrim like trader from South Gondor, but in moments of sincerity or seriousness, he slips into the tones of Rivendell, with all the careful articulation of someone who was scoffed at for every slip into the harsher pronunciation of Arnor.

Legolas who speaks Sindarin as his mother-tongue cool and green and fine, but whose Westron is harshly-accented, borrowed from fishermen and dwarves.

Gimli who speaks Khuzdul with that particular Longbeard cadence, which not even growing up in the Iron Hills as part of the Erebor diaspora could shake from him. Exile from Erebor forced many of the dwarves to become, if not fluent, then at least conversant in the languages of Men, in order to trade and travel on soil not their own—Gimli is no exception. (It amuses him to no end to speak to Aragorn in Dalish, and have Legolas puff up, offended not to be part of the conversation.)

Merry and Frodo and Pippin and Sam speaking Westron like the country bumpkins they are, all rounded vowels and drawls, but happy to learn all the languages that fly about them, laughing with their fellows when they mangle even the simplest of Sindarin words.

All of them sitting around the fire, telling stories, laughing at Gandalf when he can’t remember the Westron word for the Sindarin word for the Quendian word for the Valarin, who protests that he is an old man and has known too many tongues, so stop laughing, Peregrin Took, you are spraying crumbs everywhere.

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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Lord of the Rings

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billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

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kissedbyflame:

#do you realize #do you realize what this means to faramir #all his life he’s been outshadowed by boromir #put down by his father #called a wizard’s pupil and a fanciful fool #told that his qualities were weaknesses #told that his mercy #his understanding #his patience #were flaws #and I’m sure boromir told him that he was good #but this is probably one of the first times #that someone other than boromir has told him he’s strong #and that he should be praised for his gifts #and of course #he thinks of sam #you have shown your qualities faramir of gondor. The very highest #and he falls in love with hobbits because for once #someone understands

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what-ineffable-twaddle:

Fandoms parody of “Dumb Ways to Die

Lyrics + Art by Difa

Warning: Spoilers! Also, deaths in post are more traumatic than they appear.

((P.S. Singing is definitely not my forte. Sorry.))

((P.P.S. If anyone wants to sing a better version of this song, please do. Just remember to credit and send me a link.))

((Also, I have never watched Supernatural so forgive me if I got Castiel’s death wrong… was just working off a quote.))

This is absolutely brilliant and you should listen to this immedietly