Jim Moriarty: I think I’ll go and surprise Sherlock. He’ll be delighted.
Sebastian Moran: You think so?
Jim Moriarty: Go down to Baker Street and, who knows, blow a few things up. Go back to being his enemy.
Sebastian Moran: Enemy? Sir, he has a new enemy. Charles Magnussen. He’s gone on with his life.
Jim Moriarty: What life? I’ve been away.
sherlock tried to call himself john’s commander and john was like “you are a bottom”
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
and this is why I try to be mindful when I write it.
Writing in GoogleDocs tonight while merindab looks on and random thought popped into my head. What if Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss use GoogleDocs to write eps and try to fuck with each other? I imagine it would go something like this…
EXTREME CLOSEUP OF SHERLOCK AS HE LOOKS AT JOHN. CAMERA ANGLE GRADUALLY WIDENS.
SHERLOCK:
John, there’s something … I should say; I-I’ve meant to say always and then never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.
(He hesitates for a long time, then draws in a deep breath and raises his eyes to John’s.)SHERLOCK:
I love you…
GODDAMN IT, GATISS!! WE’RE NOT DOING JOHNLOCK YET! WE’VE GOT 2 SEASONS TO GO! I SWEAR TO Steven Moffat is typing..
“People that download music illegally might be arrested.”
“What are you in here for then?”
“Fraud. You?”
“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”
“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”
