imagine the most serious character you know
now imagine them getting scared by the toaster going off as they walk by
ohhh, i’m just imagining if the lazarus solution had actually been real
and the sniper saw a whole team of people setting up a giant blue airbag right in front of him
but he was just like, “… i’m gonna see how this plays out”
and if Sherlock had missed the bag he would have saved himself a bullet, which I’m lead to believe are very expensive
so
casual AND thrifty
“i’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and i’ve still got quite a lot of bubblegum left because i always buy in bulk”
