Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.
Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy
Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
God: -is not in Heaven-
Gabriel: -plays the trumpet-
Michael: -repeatedly slams the Heavenly Gates-
When a fanfic I read is rated T
me: Lestrade is the British version of Coulson.
me: Especially when it comes to Sherlock.
me: You know he wears bumblebee underwear the same way Coulson wears Captain America boxers.
