You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
CAESER ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY CEASER
A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess
Boromir: *taking off boots after a long day questing* ahh
A hobbit: o_o
Boromir: yes?
Hobbits: o_o o_o
Boromir: can i… Help you?
Hobbits: o_o o_o o_o o_o
Boromir: …
Hobbits: o__o o__o o__o o__o
Boromir: please stop looking at my feet like that you are making me VERY uncomfortable
Hobbits: >_> <_< >_> <_<
Pippin: stars above your poor feet
Frodo: Pippin!
Merry: Aren’t they cold?!
Frodo: MERRY!
Pippin: They’re so small!
Frodo: YOU DON’T JUST SAY THAT TO SOMEONE
Merry: You and Sam are thinking the same thing!
Frodo: I am most certainly no-
Sam: I am.
Frodo: please excuse them none of us have ever seen a big person’s feet before
Boromir: I am putting my boots back on
Pippin: lookit those little toes!!!
Boromir: (slaps hand away)
Pippin: aww c’mon. If you let me touch your toes, I’ll let you touch mine!!
Boromir:
Pippin: I’m so sorry for your loss, I will always remember your brother fondly as the first Big Person whose naked feet I saw
Faramir: please don’t do that
Bold of this to assume Gandalf hasn’t allowed himself to go barefoot in Hobbiton at least once in his life
bold of you to assume gandalf has feet
i’m sitting at a starbucks in barnes n noble and there’s a small family w a little baby and the baby went “SCREEEEEEEEEgdblbghlb” and the dad goes “HEY! what does that even mean”
Edward: I could kill you if I wanted to, Bella.
Bella: Yeah? So could another human being.
Edward:
Bella: So could a wolf.
Edward:
Bella: So could a slippery floor.
Edward:
Bella: You aren’t special, Edward.
[camera pans to edward shaking in anxiety, millions of possible bella-death scenarios he hasn’t considered rendering him speechless]
i literally don’t even know how the fuck to caption this
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