Just made myself laugh as I snarked to myself about this guy who was tailgating me:
“I’m asexual, dude. I don’t like people riding my ass, whether it’s in the bedroom or on the road.”
If your smoke detector could talk – Vine By Brandon Calvillo
(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com)OMG THERES A FIYER
(Source: https://vine.co/)
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
Just choked on my fucking drink
(via thingsididntknowwereerotic)
I know nothing.
(via ktempest)
Hello, I’m auditioning for John F. Kennedy and i will be singing Bulletproof by la roux
everyone who reblogs this is getting a high five and a one way ticket to hell
I love the spn fandom with my whole heart
John Barrowman MBE’s Video
We thought you might like to see the view of Air force one taking off from Palm Springs. Quite amazing. Jb
21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!”
“Inalienable!”I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“You look like my son when he went through his pirate phase.”
