Having a Tumblr is a bit like being Alexander the Great, you technically have quite a few followers but if you asked them to cross the Hyphasis with you and conquer India, they’d probably say no.
NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
I like the implication that if he were not dead he probably would be wandering around your house hiding under things