My kink is being a Texan and saying Happy Holidays to Christian white people and having them passive aggressively reply Merry Christmas to me, knowing that they will go home and write a lengthy Facebook dissertation about the war on Christianity that I’ve begun to wage in my humble Jamba Juice. That really gets me going
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
“QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!” *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
my life’s a lie
listen here, you outdated meme
listen here, you outdated meme
Sherlock doesn’t love you, Coppy..