: Why is writing so hard? 😛
: bc Eve didn’t really eat an apple she wrote God/Satan slashfic and we’ve been paying for it since.
: SIGH
: Eve shoulda wrote femslash.
: Then there’d be no punishment. Mostly because no one would have read it. 🙁
: she would have if God had written more female characters.
tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation