partychance:

partychance:

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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americachavez:

kehinki:

In the MCU, the History Channel would have documentaries like,

But then how did Steve Rogers survive his perilous descent into the Arctic Ocean? The answer is more surprising than you could ever imagine. 

Aliens. 

[commercial break]

the mcu history channel must have had a fuckin field day after the battle of new york