homovikings:

thor looks to the left

sees his brother masquerading as their father, bringing about ragnarok

looks to the right

sees his allies on earth fighting each other like mad, ruining the image of superheroes for everyone

looks to the camera like he’s from the office

atikiosity:

irrelevantbl0g:

honestly though how do John and Sherlock even survive??? how does John live with a leggy supermodel that literally looks like he was made to be kissed and how does Sherlock live with an army doctor who can break every bone in your body just by looking at you how are they alive bc i would be dead.

CEO of a major corporation: What are the teens into these days?
Assistant: Well sir, it seems they’re blogging about… the Founding Fathers
CEO: I need a real answer, Jones!
Assistant: Sir, that IS the real answer
CEO:.. I don’t understand what the children want