theaustinstollhaus:

atoyont:

theaustinstollhaus:

So if “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” is be believed, you can fiddle duel the devil for your soul. My question is, does it only work with fiddles, or any contest? Saxophone duel? Guitar shred-off? Can you challenge the devil to a rap battle when he comes for you?

Even though I play piano I want to see someone fight for their soul with the tuba.

The Devil went back to Georgia and his thoughts were dark and cold
That Johnny kid had screwed him and he still needed a soul.
When he came across this young man blowin’ on a tuba and playin’ hits
And the devil took one look and said “You know what? Fuck this shit.”

ephesia:

My sister-in-law works exterior security at the airport.

Last week she was passing a flight attendant, who saw her name badge, stopped, and shouted, “YOU! It’s YOUR fault!”

Apparently, my sister-in-law introduced a pilot to Cabin Pressure.

And he’s starting playing The Traveling Lemon.

scene I need in a movie

thor: *is being the giant handsome man he is*
wade: oh my god oh *trips over nothing* oh m oh
thor: *laughs kindheartedly at wade*
wade: oh fUC k oh fu *lays down on ground* hi I’m,,,, hi fuck me
Thor: I would but… *winks at Wade*… sadly i am with Jane now
wade: fU CK WHAT FK IWJSD

furiouslyfeminist:

blxxdfae:

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

We have states bigger than your entire country