when reading anything i write please interpret each exclamation point as one wag of a golden retriever’s tail
e.g. if i type “aaaaaaaaah thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!” please imagine i am furiously wagging my tail and possibly causing minor property damage to low positioned vases, lamps, tchotchkes, etc.
Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs
we dem boys
i need a series to be made off of this
my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW
Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying
Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.
…can I just recommend that y’all do NOT listen to this with earbuds in ^^“
Big shout out to Ireland for this one by Arthur
Unmute this. You won’t be disappointed.
also according to those road markings, in America, it’d mean you could pass… on the grass…
we passed lin manuel miranda on the street and it was surreal
I’ll bet it was just like passing anyone else.
Your MIND made it surreal.
There is no spoon.
I just watched the Matrix on cable.
Steve’s internal monologue
P.S. I love Nick, Sharon & Tony and I know Steve respects all of them!! But just maybe…not in these particular moments 😛




















