ballroomnotoriety:

when reading anything i write please interpret each exclamation point as one wag of a golden retriever’s tail

e.g. if i type “aaaaaaaaah thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!” please imagine i am furiously wagging my tail and possibly causing minor property damage to low positioned vases, lamps, tchotchkes, etc.

arrghigiveup:

styro:

otterologist:

simonwang:

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

…can I just recommend that y’all do NOT listen to this with earbuds in ^^“

linmanuel:

eldermccutie:

we passed lin manuel miranda on the street and it was surreal

I’ll bet it was just like passing anyone else.

Your MIND made it surreal.

There is no spoon.

I just watched the Matrix on cable.