bloglikeanegyptian:

a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

then when you’ve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble you’re in for the second 

mystery-flavour:

My boyfriend and I were buying our tickets for Jurassic World today when we heard the Jurassic Park theme playing in the parking lot. 

I thought “wow. there’s some die hards” 

and then this drove by, blaring the fucking song 

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madlori:

now i’m watching jurassic park, it’s on usa

this shit still looks fucking amazing

but okay, like…the park is weeks if not months from opening

they’re not even ready for a soft open

the main lobby is full of scaffolding and plastic

why the fuck is the gift shop fully stocked

there should be boxes everywhere

that shit is the last to get done

and who was that giant table of desserts for

did they each have two cheesecakes each

these are the things i notice when i’ve seen a movie eighteen times