Here have some bottom!John, military kink, gunplay pwp:

Improper Usage of a Firearm – A bit of roleplay never hurt anyone. Especially when Sherlock has John on his knees and calling him Sir.

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Sherlock Holmes could have been a great actor. John was always surprised at the changes that could come over him when he took on a role, whether it was in dealing with a suspect or a witness, or, like now, just in their flat. He’d somehow acquired his own officer’s uniform, looking imperiously down at John with a swagger stick tucked under his arm. John himself was wearing camouflage, maybe a little tight around the belly these days, but it still carried a faint smell of sand and sweat.

“I think you need punished, don’t you, Private?” Sherlock’s voice carried cold authority.

Even though John was a terrible actor and it was a long time since boot camp, it was easy enough to fall into this role. “Yes, Sir.”

“Over the table, stance wide.”

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graceebooks:

stitchlock:

bennyslegs:

bennyslegs:

stitchlock:

okay real talk: Are Sherlock and John friends on facebook?

sherlock requested john’s friendship weeks ago but john hasn’t been on facebook to see it and sherlock is so annoyed

sherlock hacking john’s facebook account just so that he can accept his friend request himself

Sherlock tidies up any factual inaccuracies in John’s bio on his way out, blocks his own mother from John’s preferences. Installs a browser extension to repel Candy Crush requests.

changes his relationship status to “it’s complicated”

thekneegrope:

joolabee:

thekneegrope:

if sherlock isn’t in love with john why did he look so fucking sad while playing that waltz at john and mary’s wedding why did he look like he wanted to smash his violin against the wall pls explain

i’m thinking about this and this is actually so bizarre? you’d think that he’d maybe, you know, crack a smile, but alas,

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it’s a visual personification of gay hell

free him