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sherlockspeare:

atikiosity:

S1E1: Sherlock Made a Handsome Soldier Friend How Exciting

S1E2: I’m Outta Here (Dimmock, Contain Your Thirst)

S1E3: Maybe Don’t Blow Up Grandma You Asshole

S2E1: Shit Molly Is Hot

S2E2: Calling Myself Greg (Holiday Special)

S2E3: Not Our Division (It’s all Anderson’s Fault)

Many Happy Returns – Damn John You Look Like Shit

S3E1: Ooh You Bastard

S3E2: Holy Fuck Sherlock’s In Love With Him Isn’t He

S3E3: Okay What The Actual Fuck I Just Want To Watch Football

for the drabble thing please: 45. Tell me a secret, johnlock

John got up and paced one more time, not that there was any easy way out of here. The old well walls were mossy and damp even if, thankfully there wasn’t much water left.

And of course there was no mobile signal.

“Forty three,” said Sherlock.

John looked at him. “What?”

“You’ve paced the space 43 times. Find anything new?” Sherlock was perched on a rock, hands steepeled at his mouth. At least the cut on his forehead had stopped bleeding.

“No, Sherlock, I haven’t.” John sighed and leaned against the damp wall. The sun was setting and he wondered just how dark it would get in here.

Sherlock lapsed into silence for a few minutes before speaking again. “Tell me a secret, John.”

John blinked. “What?”

“We may as well pass the time.”

John ran a hand through his hair. “Uh, I don’t know. Why don’t you go first?”

Sherlock stood and walked over to him, crowding John against the stone. John swallowed. “Sherlock?”

“This stone above your head is loose. I may be able to climb.”

John let out a breath. “And maybe break your neck this time. Just wait, if there isn’t help by morning, then I’l let you.”

“Fine.” Sherlock tucked John under the Belstaff. “But there’s no reason for you to freeze.”

“Sure,” said John, shaking his head.

victorianhallucination:

Sometimes I remember that Sherlock Holmes was on that Tarmac, about to be exiled on New Years Day and I die a little inside. Imagine the acute sense of hopelessness he would have felt on New Years Eve. Everyone else gets their new beginning. And he was hours away from his end. Could he hear fireworks from his cell? Did he even know what time it was in solitary confinement? He only got to spend one New Year with just him and John alone, the way it should be. I bet the sound of Auld Lang Syne on the violin was echoing around his head.

Johnlock Smut ficrecs under 5,000?😏

besina:

alexxphoenix42:

justacookieofacumberbatch:

marsdaydream:

cupidford:

This just….sort of happened….😳

Tell Me I’m Pretty by round_robin

Established relationship dry humping. 1027 words.

Into the Light by Besina

John is a ghost inhabiting Sherlock’s fleshlight. 1335 words

Still, I Shiver by tweedisgood

First time Holmes and Watson, Holmes POV. 1350 words

Just a Little by peevee

John and Sherlock aren’t having sex, until suddenly they are.1390 words

Five-Day Shadow by justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic)

John comes home from a trip with a beard. 1764 words.

I Lay With You by trickybonmot

Sherlock teaches John the difference between lie and lay. 1952 words

Through A Glass by Mildredandbobbin

Adjoining door in the bathroom at 221B – if Sherlock stands in exactly the right spot in his bedroom he can see through said panels. 2012 words.

Pentanedione, Damascenone, Furanone, Vanillin by peevee

Coffeeshop AU Sherlock creates roasts, John is a barista.  2242 words.

Silent Treatment by peevee

Sometimes I don’t talk for days on end. Rimming. 2260 words.

What you Want by Songlin

J & S fight and make out. Sherlock tries to get John angry enough for it to happen again. Rough angry-ish sex follows. 2361 words.

Bless Your Filthy Little Mouth by taylorpotato

John’s going to get a lot of dirty phone calls. 2455 words

Slowly by sweetcupncakes

John kisses Sherlock for the first time. Slow loving sex. 2478 words.

Bikini: Extended Edition by entanglednow

John wakes up to find Sherlock in his bikini. 2488 words

Say My Name by mistyzeo

Watson is quiet in bed, Holmes sets out to change that. ACD. 2611 words.

A (slightly) different Christmas Tradition by Salamboo6

At first, Sherlock only kissed him when they passed under the mistletoe Mrs. Hudson had put above their front door. 2790 words

Between Me and You by Mazarin221b

Sherlock has been stealing and wearing John’s pants. 2892 words

A Natural, Human Reaction by cwb

Sherlock is on bed rest and Mrs. Hudson has abandoned his sponge bath. John offers to help finish the job. 3000 words

Bathtime by rubyofkukundu

John catches Sherlock in the bath. 3000 words

Bookshelf Sonata by mistyzeo

John is looking for a book, and Sherlock changes his plans. 3000 words.

In London, In Winter by PoppyAlexander

The heat’s out at 221B; Sherlock and John go under cover(s). 3009 words.

An’ Liquor Guid to Fire His Bluid by mistyzeo

Rarely have I seen Sherlock deeply intoxicated, and rarely does he choose to become so. But when he does, it is a gorgeous sight. 3080 words

A Contest of Wills by JanecShannon

Mrs. Turner’s tenants are having loud sex, John and Sherlock pretend to get revenge, which leads to not pretending. 3155 words

Little Wee by cwb

John and Sherlock compare penis sizes. crack fic. 3557 words

Come Home by hudders-and-hiddles

John has been gone less than thirty minutes before his text alert sounds from Sherlock. Established relationship. 3763 words.

No Sex, No Kissing, and Absolutely No Romance by kedgeree

It’s Valentine’s Day. John and Sherlock have a bet on. John can resist Sherlock for the day. And Sherlock can resist John. 3830 words

Kind of Blue by emmagrant01

Sherlock has a problem. John gives him a hand. 3860 words

Just Browsing by bendingsignpost

John and Sherlock meet in a bookstore. 3869 words.

The Blushful Hippocrene by mistyzeo

Sometimes, when I am bored, I like to get Doctor Watson drunk. ACD. Established relationship.4099 words

Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb

John gives Sherlock a list of shit he’s pissed about. 4578 words

It’s You by WhimsicalEthnographies

The two idiots finally get it on. 4608 words

Encounter on the Bakerloo Line by mistyzeo, Obstinatrix 

Holmes is jealous of Watson’s ex-lovers, WW1, grope each other on the London Underground/Tube. ACD. 4613 words

Butterfly, Pinned Under Glass by billiethepoet

It started to keep John safe, and ended up as just desire. 4648 words

Nocturnal Conversation by sweetcupncakes

John has nightmares about Sherlock dead. 4695 words.

Fic: His Lap Full by lucybun

A ride on the tube changes everything. 4869 words

Disco Stick by Ishmael

John meets Sherlock at Clara’s hen night in a strip club. 4941 words.

Whirlwind by rubyofkukundu

John meets Sherlock in a club as students. 5000 words.

Thanks for the rec! ❤️

@cupidford is AWESOME with the FIC RECS, amirite???!!!!!

Woot! Thanks for the rec @cupidford! 😀

I’m not on here, but I just wanted to throw out there that if you’re looking for under 5k smutfics that’s kinda my jam. I’ve written 112 Explicit fics tagged johnlock. So far.