Writing in GoogleDocs tonight while merindab looks on and random thought popped into my head. What if Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss use GoogleDocs to write eps and try to fuck with each other? I imagine it would go something like this…
EXTREME CLOSEUP OF SHERLOCK AS HE LOOKS AT JOHN. CAMERA ANGLE GRADUALLY WIDENS.
SHERLOCK:
John, there’s something … I should say; I-I’ve meant to say always and then never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.
(He hesitates for a long time, then draws in a deep breath and raises his eyes to John’s.)SHERLOCK:
I love you…
GODDAMN IT, GATISS!! WE’RE NOT DOING JOHNLOCK YET! WE’VE GOT 2 SEASONS TO GO! I SWEAR TO Steven Moffat is typing..
What would a drunk deduction of John’s penis be like? (Because we all know something happened that night)
??? Biggish ??? Licky stick ???
I think ‘sitty thing’ would also qualify.
“Actual reason for limping”
Licky stick
s4 opens with john back at baker street in his chair drinking tea while is sherlock playing the violin. and then sherlock bends down to smooch his boyfriend on the lips.
The best (and most romantic) way of describing Johnlock. From my 86 year old Grandpa
Grandpa: You know, I think Sherlock and John might end up together.
Gramma: You think they’re homosexual?
Grandpa: Not really.
Gramma: So what do you mean you think they’ll end up together?
Grandpa: (frustrated) I think that they’re perfect for each other! I mean, just look at them together!
Gramma: (raises an eyebrow)
Grandpa: Stop with the homosexual! They should be with each other because they GO together! They make each other happy! Isn’t that what being in a good relationship’s about?
Grandpa: Saying someone’s homosexual is like saying I love blonds.
Gramma: You do like blonds dear.
Grandpa: But you’re not blond.
Gramma: No… I’m not.
Grandpa: You never have been! I feel in love with you with brown hair and stayed in love when you turned grey. I love you for you. Grey or brunette, young or old. Just like John and Sherlock.
Gramma: (smiling)
Grandpa: John may like women like I like blonds, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to ignore someone perfect for him just because it’s not a woman. And Sherlock clearly loves him.
Gramma: I thought you said he’s not interested in any of that.
Grandpa: Maybe not in other people. But look how he looks at John! He looks at him like I looked at you on our wedding day. It’s love. Not something so trivial as whether he’s a man or woman.
Grandpa: (out of breath)
Gramma: I knew I married you for a reason.
After much fighting with and cursing at Premiere Elements, I finally finished this. I present to you a music video based on Sherlock Season 3. Lots of spoilers, so watch at your own risk.
It’s my first music video, so please be gracious in your comments. I accept critiques, but make sure it’s constructive, not destructive. 🙂
Can’t watch on Tumblr? Check it out on Youtube.
This is really gorgeous and she’s put a lot of hard work into it.
crying
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
I needed to write something about yesterday’s episode, so here’s a short something:
Affrimation – When Sherlock comes home from the hospital he finds John moved back in and ready to claim what is his.
teaser below the cut
John was sitting at the table eating lunch when Sherlock came into the flat. “Get a proper discharge this time?” he asked, not looking up from his laptop.
Sherlock waved some papers. “As good as can be expected.” He came and sat down across from John. He could feel the man deducting as he looked him over. He’d know John had moved back in, hadn’t been sleeping well, hadn’t spoken to Mary, but was still wearing the ring and keeping up appearances. Chewing his food, he met Sherlock’s eyes and took the ring off his finger, setting it on the table between them.
Reaching over, Sherlock took John’s hand, studying his eyes. Putting down his fork, John brought Sherlock’s hand to his mouth, lips just brushing the back of his hand. He visibly shivered at the touch.