thesharpestthings:

*Jesus cosplayer gives John Barrowman a figurine of Jack Harkness he made*

Barrowman: Jesus just gave me a present! Wait, Jesus just made me! See, Jesus likes gay people too!

ladyofshalott1995:

Girl: “I’m sorry. I’m really nervous.”
John: “Don’t be. Just put the mic to your mouth and pretend it’s me.”
John: *rubs mic against face and mouth*
John: “Please tell me you’re 18.”
Girl: “I’m 13.”
John: “….”

And then he turned to man waiting next in line and was like “sir can you ask the question?”