Someone around here just passed 500 Followers. Who-? Who was that? Was i- Was it… me? Did I do it? Did I, The Mad Katter, me, the Kat who Mads, the writer, the purveyor of erotica, the peddler of filth, the human trash can, Kat, finally surpass that tantalizing line?
So what am I going to do about this momentous event? I’m going to do it. That’s a right. A GiVeAwAaAy~~~
As this occurred 15 days before this blog’s 2nd birthday (holy shit it’s been 2 years already???), I’ll run the giveaway until end of that day. Are you thinking that’s a really short time to run a giveaway? We’ll you’re right, but I don’t usually get a lot of interest from my followers so I don’t anticipate a huge turnout.
NOW FOR THE REWARDS
One first place winner will receive a 1k fic.
One second place winner will receive a 500 word fic.
One third place winner will receive a word. Maybe a terrible MS Paint drawing of that word if you have your Submit open. Let’s play it by ear.
NOW FOR THE RULES
Ya gotta be following me, this blog, themadkatter13fanfiction, specifically – if ya aren’t at the party, you don’t get any party favours.
Only reblogs count; I won’t disqualify you if you reblog more than twice, but be a team player, yeah?
No giveaway/spam blogs.
Your askbox has to be open. I mean, it can be closed, but you’ll forfeit your prize to someone whose box is open.
Ends 2016 July 13 (Wednesday) @ 00:00 PST.
Winners will be picked by a random number generator and contacted by Ask.
Winners have 24 hours to respond, and your prize can be pretty much whatever you want within my Commission guidelines. Oh, and of course your 1k or 5c limit. Third place, you can choose a letter for the word to start with if you want, or I can surprise you completely – your choice.
Not that this will happen, but on the miraculous off chance that this post actually gets ≥ 100 Notes, I’ll bump the prizes up to 5k, 1k, and… I’m not sure how to translate that last one. A 1c drabble? Never tried it before but it could be fun. Or worthy of death. A party either way.
I only learned about AO3 stats about 4 years into my use of it. Which is good, because I can become obsessive.
I saw someone doing a giveaway here a while back to mark a kudos milestone, so I checked my own total and to my delight, it was a few hundred short of 15k. So I kept checking back every week or so, and the number crept closer and closer until two days ago it was within 80; and yesterday it was within TWO. So this morning:
I cannot tell you what this means to me without crying, except to say that the kindness and generosity of all the Lovely Readers every day humbles me. It is impossible for me to express my gratitude with mere words. And I write words like a demon, so if I can’t wrangle the feeling with words, you know it’s a big, wild one.
I love you. I thank you.
As such, let’s give a gift to one of you!
This tote bag with art by one of my all time faves, @willietheplaidjacket will be yours if you are the randomly selected, lucky Lovely Reader! I will probably stuff it with random delights, as that’s my style, but the tote is the Big Gift.
You must REBLOG this post; you must be FOLLOWING ME; and you must be willing to share yr mailing address with me (privately) so I can ship you the thing! Closing the giveaway on 15 June; winner will be randomly selected using a random number generator or similar widget.
✔️You must REBLOG this post ✔️you must be FOLLOWING ME ✔️you must be willing to share yr mailing address with me ✔️I, CWB, love POPPY with my all heart ✔️WELL IT’S FUCKIN’ TRUE
