“why do comedians always go after florida?”
It has so much content.
A flamingo.
Dancing.
To bagpipes.
In an airport.
I feel like this is the result of some celestial being’s game of madlibs. (x)
this is everything I’ve ever needed
(Source: http://barafurbear.tumblr.com/)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.