I love deadlines. I love the wooshing noise they make as they go by.

Douglas Adams quoted in article in The Guardian, by Nicholas Wroe. June 3, 2000. Reprinted as the Prologue to The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time by Douglas Adams. (New York: Harmony Book, 2002): xxiii. (via thesewindmills)

He wished that someone would come and tell him that it was all wrong so that he could shout at them and feel better.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy (via daily-douglas-adams-quote)