doctornerdington:

illuminate-this:

OH NO A THIRD TWISTER. A DOUBLE SHARKNADO IS HEADING SOUTH. WE’RE SO FUCKED

“It’s a storm of Biblical proportions!” Remember? When that Sharknado hit Bethlehem? New Testament? It’s like that.

Came right off the Sea of Galilee, yeah? that one?

doctornerdington replied to your post: I am totally writing Jack Harkness/Jac…

This is excellent news.

I’m just surprised I haven’t done it sooner. Here’s a teaser:

Blinking a few times, Jack holstered his gun. “Let me guess. Future me?”

“Yep.” Future Jack holstered his own weapon and leered at himself.

Jack chuckled. “You know that violates several protocols and possibly a law of physics.

“Since when has that ever stopped us?” Future Jack moved moved closer to his past self.

doctornerdington:

merindab:

Found a way to make Shark Attack 3 bearable….take screen caps of John Barrowman being hot.

Hey! There’s a movie with John Barrowan and sharks?!?! Thanks, internetz, for bringing this to my attention…

It’s a terrible movie. Also there is this immortal line: