favourite doctor/master moment: solving their problems by rolling round on top of each other (and they’re both useless weaklings so they look rubbish doing it)
– for thetardisisoutside
The Master: The human race was always your favourite.
The Doctor:
The Master: Let me just replace all of them with me.
The Doctor:
The Master: All of them, me. No humans, just me. I am all the humans now. All the humans are me. All of them. I am every human. You love humans. Humans are your favourite. Now, I am all of them.
The Doctor:
The Master: That is obviously a coincidence and means nothing. Like I care. I don’t. Ha! You thought I did for a second, didn’t you? Moron.
The Doctor:
The Master: Pls love me
